Target owns my soul.

Yesterday I spent about 4.5 hours at Target. Yup, you read that right. Let me break it down for you.

• Go to Target at about 1pm.
• Enquire about a portrait session. They have an opening at three. Make appointment.
• Take three tries to make an eye appointment because you forget about things like Valentines and your hubbies birthday.
• Go get lunch.... Watch as three year old insists on ICEE and Mac n cheese and trashes shirt.
  
• Go look for new shirt and decide on beach cover up.
  
• Browse and pick up a few things as you do not have time to do full shopping. Do not but toy kitchen toddler desperately wants but do buy on sale talking tea set because that's whats going to get you all through the session.
• Browse some more. Check out.
  
• Take everyone to the bathroom with the cart to change diapers, change ruined shirt and make yourself presentable.
  
• Open tea set while you wait.
  
• Feed baby.
  
• Realize you need to pee and take the whole thing back into the bathroom.
  
• Have sitting with stubborn toddler and fussy baby. Consider putting photographer in for sainthood.
  
• Manage to not look like a whale.
• Order pictures.
  
• Have a coffee and toddler has a water.
  
• Go home.
• Do home stuff.
  
• Get kicked out by hubby.
  
• Go to matresss store and JoAnn.
  
• Go back to Target.
  
• Buy groceries.
  
• Buy furniture and stuff for toddlers room.
  
• Buy tequila.
  
• Check out.
  
• Smile as cashier makes a comment about having your mail forwarded.
• Go to bookstore.
  
• Buy stuff.
  
• Have coffee and cheesecake for dinner even though it's not 9:30.
  
• Realize you forgot that one thing your husband sent you out for.
  
• Go back to Target.
  
• Buy thing.
  
• Go home realize you forgot that thing for the baby which was really the start of why you needed to go to Target.
• Make a margarita.

And today I will go again for the eye appointment and for all the stuff I forgot yesterday.